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New Bicep Songs Entered as Evidence in Federal Price Fixing Trial
Courtroom transcript reveals how three new Bicep songs were used to manipulate global electronic music markets.
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Aluna Moaning Track Used By Scientists To Study Sleep Deprivation
Scientists use the new Aluna Moaning single to test the absolute limits of human sleep deprivation in a controlled Dutch laboratory.
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Nikki Nair Groundhogs Recall Issued Over Dangerous Bass Vibrations
A federal recall of Nikki Nair Groundhogs warns of severe structural damage caused by rodent-attracting bass frequencies.
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Lorenzo Senni New Album Unveiled to Confuse Skateparks Globally
Get ready for the Lorenzo Senni new album featuring skate legends Chad Muska and Jamie Thomas in a drumless rave paradise.
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Slayyyter Announces Brother Album to Iconic 2026 Pop Record
Slayyyter is ready to release her new brother album, Wor$t Man in America, featuring nine aggressive new electronic tracks.
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Latin Mafia Vulnerability Recall Issued After Album Causes Outbreak of Uncontrollable Weeping
A formal product recall has been issued for Latin Mafia vulnerability after their album caused widespread emotional hazards.
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horsegiirL Hardcore Healing EP To Unleash Hay-Fueled Digital Chaos
The horsegiirL Hardcore Healing EP brings equestrian hyperpop to the masses. Berlin dance music meets raw barnyard chaos.
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Why the New 2hollis Album Pirouette Will Ruin Your Local Renaissance Faire
The upcoming new 2hollis album Pirouette is causing absolute chaos for historical reenactors and lute players.
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Bicep New Tracks Cause Severe Rave Nostalgia Among People Who Slept Through 1998
Bicep new tracks 'Air,' 'Lemonder,' and 'Viper' trigger phantom memories of 1990s rave culture in listeners born after 2003.
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2hollis Sex Track Sparks Nationwide Confusion Over Modern Reproduction
The new 2hollis Sex single has left fans confused and physically exhausted by its extreme 150-BPM tempo.
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1tbsp Single Exposed as Secret CIA Hypnosis Tool in Federal Court Trial
A federal court transcript reveals the new 1tbsp single 'Wish You Luck' is actually a highly advanced mind-control device.
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Shygirl Album Swallow Recalled After Listeners Experience Severe Vertigo
Regulators issue an emergency recall for the Shygirl album Swallow after the lead single causes severe inner ear disorientation.
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Shygirl Announces New Album Swallow! but Label Mandates Mandatory Noise Canceling
When Shygirl announces new album Swallow!, her record label issues extreme safety guidelines to prevent listener ear damage.
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Jam City 2am Single Triggers Mandatory Curfew for Nightclubs
UK officials enforce a strict club curfew following the release of the sultry new single Jam City 2am.
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The Avalanches Far Away Collabs Reach Critical Mass in Leaked Memo
A leaked corporate memo reveals the sheer logistical chaos behind the new single, The Avalanches Far Away collabs.
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Loraine James Surprise New Album Causes UK Gridlock After Dropping From Sky
The Loraine James surprise new album literally drops from the sky, causing minor concussions and gridlock across South London.
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Bassvictim Jagódki Mania Inspires 5 New Agricultural Laws
The wild success of Bassvictim Jagódki has forced global governments to regulate berry farming and rave-related agriculture.
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Andy Stott Album Delay Blamed On Sloth Moving Metronome
The five-year Andy Stott album delay was caused by a sloth operating the studio metronome, researchers confirm.