PITTSBURGH—Country music megastar Morgan Wallen tossed a security guard’s phone into the audience Friday night. The incident occurred during a concert in Pittsburgh. Wallen reportedly became agitated by the phone’s presence. He cited the device as a major distraction. This incident marked the latest in a string of public outbursts for the singer. Wallen has been making headlines for his low temper as of late. Last week, he went viral for flipping a piano in Denver, though it was technically a piano shell containing a Nord keyboard. The phone-tossing incident was no different. It led to Wallen canceling his second scheduled show in the city.
Phone’s alleged offenses
Witnesses described the scene as chaotic. Wallen paused his performance mid-song. He then snatched the phone from a security guard’s hand. He hurled it across the stage. “It was just sitting there, being all judgmental,” Wallen allegedly told his band. “Its screen was too bright.” He further claimed the phone was “actively mocking” his vocal performance. Sarah Jenkins, a self-proclaimed “Country Music Enthusiast” and attendee, stated, “I just came for the tunes. I didn’t expect a phone-based performance art piece.”
Second show goes dark
Following the phone incident, Wallen’s team announced the cancellation of Saturday’s show. Official statements cited “unforeseen circumstances.” Sources close to the situation suggested the cancellation was a direct result of the earlier phone-tossing. “He realized he couldn’t handle another phone being in the same zip code,” said one anonymous stagehand. “He gets like this when he’s feeling threatened.” The security guard was reportedly unharmed but deeply embarrassed. He has since been offered a new position guarding the venue’s porta-potties. At press time, Wallen announced a new song called ‘Flinging Feelings.’
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