MEXICO CITY— Argentine trap sensation Milo J concluded his international tour Saturday with a grand folk celebration at the Palacio de los Deportes. The young artist livestreamed the event for his global fanbase. He declared folk music the undisputed champion of all musical genres. His decision surprised many, given his career in trap.
Folk’s Reign Begins
The concert featured a surprise appearance by a holographic projection of Indio Solari. Totó La Momposina also beamed in via satellite from her Colombian home. Milo J spent much of the show rearranging traditional folk melodies. He claimed this was a necessary step to ‘purify’ them for modern audiences. He explained his profound connection to folk music. It had apparently been revealed to him in a dream involving a cosmic dulce de leche fountain.
“This is not just music,” Milo J stated during the event. He spoke directly to the camera. “This is the sound of the universe weeping tears of joy. Trap is just a gateway drug.” Fans seemed receptive. They waved artisanal ponchos and ate massive quantities of regional cheeses. The grand folk celebration marked a significant departure from his previous shows.
Solari and Momposina React
Neither Indio Solari nor Totó La Momposina have officially commented on their involvement. Sources close to Solari reported he was deeply confused. He was apparently trying to figure out how to turn off the projection. A spokesperson for Momposina stated she was “pleased to see young artists exploring new sounds.” This was despite her initial belief the livestream was a cooking demonstration. Her full statement can be found on BBC Music’s website. This grand folk celebration has certainly raised eyebrows.
Milo J announced plans for a new album. It will reportedly consist solely of experimental folk interpretations of popular trap songs. He believes this will be his magnum opus. He also plans to establish a folk music academy. It will be located on a remote mountaintop. Admission will require a mastery of the charango. At press time, fans were reportedly trying to start a petition. They wanted Milo J to replace all national anthems with accordion solos.
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