Drake Holds Top 3 Billboard Albums, Proving Talent Is Overrated
Drake now holds top 3 Billboard albums, proving quantity trumps quality. Fans are exhausted.
Ludacris Pulls Over AMAs Red Carpet For New Music Video
Ludacris debuted his new "Pull Over" music video concept at the AMAs, promising a traffic-themed album.
Rob Base Is Dead, But His 1988 Hit ‘It Takes Two’ Lives Forever
Rob Base has died, but his hit 'It Takes Two' is now immortal, existing independently of the rapper. A new phase…
Trump’s Iran Deal Leaves Crucial Questions for Future Civilizations
Experts commend unprecedented forward-thinking procrastination.
Rob Base, ‘It Takes Two’ Rapper, Dead at 59; Song Still Holding Up
Rob Base, 'It Takes Two' rapper, dead at 59. His 1988 hit song 'It Takes Two' was reportedly still in excellent…
Jazz Trombonist Ryan Porter’s Ghost Demands Better Sound Mix
Ghost of jazz trombonist Ryan Porter haunts studios demanding better sound mixes. His ethereal presence…
‘Michael’ Challenges ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ For Top Music Biopic Gross
The Michael Jackson biopic ‘Michael’ is set to overtake ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ in global box office earnings. The…
iOS 27 Promises Revolutionary AirPods Settings Menu
iOS 27 rumors hint at a revolutionary AirPods settings menu. Users anticipate an end to complicated controls and…
Ships Positioned For Oil Flow After Gulf Strait Reopens
Ships are ready for oil flow after Gulf strait reopens. Nations express relief as global economy braces for normalcy.
Neutro Shorty’s ‘El Disco de Salsa’ Declared Best New Music By Vote
Neutro Shorty's 'El Disco de Salsa' is this week's favorite new music. Fans chose salsa over other genres,…