Platner’s Graceless Exit Video Deemed ‘Masterclass in Blame-Shifting’
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Meaningful Stone’s '1+1=0' single has plunged the world into a mathematical crisis, leaving calculators broken…
The Rolling Stones Roll On With ‘Foreign Tongues,’ Only Mumble Obscure Dialects
The Rolling Stones Roll On With ‘Foreign Tongues,’ delivering an album of unintelligible gibberish praised by…
Remaining Four Original Faust Members Announce Four New Albums: A Cacophony of Solos
The Remaining Four Original Faust Members Announce Four New Albums, simultaneously. Critics predict a…
L’Rain Plots Tour, Enlists Arooj Aftab for Mystical New Video
L'Rain plots tour and releases mystical new video featuring Arooj Aftab, Cécile McLorin Salvant, and Tasha.…
Yungblud Drops Off Cowboys Fest After Addressing ‘Industry Plant’ Accusations
Yungblud withdrew from a music festival after addressing 'industry plant' accusations. He cited emotional…
Hannah Cole’s ‘Switchbacks’ Album Promises Existential Dread
Hannah Cole's debut album 'Switchbacks' arrives in September. Lead single 'MMA' blends banjo with bleak lyrics.
Slayr Announces Avant Nova EP, Promises Existential Dread
Slayr's Avant Nova EP is set to explore existential dread and the void. His tour will visit conceptually…
Spoon Bring Out Hamilton Leithauser, Britt Daniel Joins Bodega in Unsettling Display
Central Park concertgoers witnessed Spoon Bring Out Hamilton Leithauser, and Britt Daniel Joins Bodega, in what…
Twin Temple Dropped From Charley Crockett Shows Over Satanic Imagery
Twin Temple, known for their Satanic imagery and doo-wop, were dropped from Charley Crockett shows, citing their…