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China re-centered North Korea ties with a historic visit. Leaders discussed kimchi and regional stability amid…
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Cara Delevingne released her deeply personal music, waiting years to share her sound after struggles with sobriety.
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A$AP Rocky's chaotic arena spectacle mostly worth the wait saw fans playing duck duck goose and napping for hours.
Alexis Taylor & Mike Simonetti’s ‘I See A Darkness’ Plunges World Into Literal Gloom
Alexis Taylor & Mike Simonetti’s “I See A Darkness” cover track has mysteriously caused global power outages and…
Nick Hakim Announces New Album ‘I Can See,’ Prompting Global Optometrist Layoffs
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No Fake Angine de Poitrine Touring Russia, Says Band’s AI Spokesperson
A digital spokesperson confirms there is no fake Angine de Poitrine touring Russia; the actual band remains…
Doomed! Album Release Triggers Widespread Premonitions of Mild Inconvenience
The Doomed! album release by Open Mike Eagle and Kenny Segal has led to global mild existential dread and an…
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Shearwater's new song 'Slugs In The Marigolds' explores existential themes with a sax. Fans are confused. Is it art?