Lockstep Announce Debut Album, Confirm Fans Saw What They Claimed
Nashville's Lockstep announced their debut album, I Know What I Saw, confirming fans' paranormal experiences…
Arcángel Announces 2026 Fall US Tour, Fans Prepare for Unprecedented Awesomeness
Arcángel's 2026 Fall US Tour promises 'La Octava Maravilla,' an experience beyond reality.
Tallest Man on Earth Announces Fall Tour, Proving Height Is Relative
The Tallest Man on Earth announces 2026 tour and single 'Color,' leaving fans questioning reality and his actual height.
Lorg’s ‘Marathonia’ Is the Song About Going Nowhere, Fast
Lorg's new single 'Marathonia' captures the feeling of going nowhere fast. The indie-pop track is about…
Couch Slut’s Amy Rose Mills Offers Mildly Unsettling Solo Album
Couch Slut's Amy Rose Mills is releasing a new solo album, I Think We’ve Met Before, featuring surprisingly…
Finland’s PM Lost Due to Unapproved Dance Moves
Finland's PM lost the election, not on policy, but because her 'PM's Dance Moves' unnerved voters. The public…
Rare DM’s Band Practices Are Going Through The Fucking Ceiling
Rare DM's intense sound is literally causing their rehearsal space's ceiling to collapse. The band calls it…
Asake Announces 2026 North American Tour Fueled By Ancient Prophecies
Asake's 2026 North American Tour dates were revealed through omens, confusing fans. The tour promises cosmic…
Eddy Current Suppression Ring Drops Surprise Album, Fans Remain Mostly Unsuppressed
Eddy Current Suppression Ring's surprise new album is out, and fans are mostly unsuppressed by its familiar…
Feeble Little Horse Surprise Drop “bitknot” Album, Fans Mildly Confused
Feeble Little Horse surprise dropped their new album bitknot, baffling fans and industry insiders alike with…