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The Powerball winning numbers 1-2-3-4-5-6 were announced, plunging the nation into existential dread as millions…
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A satirical article about a Philippines building collapse. Experts blame a 'Jenga-Inspired' design philosophy…
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Trump's DOJ Fund opens, igniting a claims rush for everything from deep-state pillow sabotage to traumatized…
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Kouri Richins jurors declared a mistrial after being overwhelmed by the sheer physical weight of evidence…
DHS Causes Unforeseen Homeland Security Anxiety in Lawmakers
A new report reveals that Homeland Security's efforts have inadvertently triggered widespread Homeland Security…
Orange County Chemical Leak Blamed on Area’s Overabundance of ‘Good Vibes’
An Orange County chemical leak was officially blamed on the region's overwhelming "good vibes" and excessive…
Kaitlyn Aurelia Smith’s New Label Aims To Ruin Listener’s Lives
Kaitlyn Aurelia Smith launched Someone Special with 'Ruin.' The album aims to ruin the listener's day, not just…
Charli XCX’s “Playboy Bunny” Allegedly Leaked From Secret Instagram Account
Charli XCX's new track "Playboy Bunny" is reportedly only available on a secret Instagram account, baffling fans.
Shakira & Burna Boy’s ‘Dai Dai’ Video Accused Of Causing Global Hunger
The Shakira & Burna Boy ‘Dai Dai’ video, featuring soccer stars, is blamed for global hunger due to its…
Asian Kung-Fu Generation Turns 30, Still Baffled By Everything
Asian Kung-Fu Generation marks 30 years, still creating music for a fractured world with new EPs, baffled by…