LOS ANGELES—The soulful supergroup Dinner Party announced Tuesday the release of their third collaborative album, Watchu Bringing?. The new LP, featuring producer 9th Wonder, is set to drop August 7. Fans of the jazz-hip hop collective can expect the usual smooth vibes. Dinner Party has consistently delivered sonically rich experiences. This latest offering promises more of the same. Sources close to the band confirmed the album was crafted entirely during a single, very long nap.
The Sound of Silence, Amplified
“We wanted to capture the feeling of a perfectly executed power nap,” said lead vibraphonist Robert Glasper. “Something you can really sink into, maybe while contemplating the crushing weight of late-stage capitalism.” The group, also featuring Terrace Martin and Kamasi Washington, has become known for its ability to soundtrack introspective moments. Previous albums have been praised for their ambient qualities. Listeners reported increased productivity in activities like staring blankly at walls. The new Dinner Party album is expected to elevate this.
The album’s title, Watchu Bringing?, reportedly refers to whatever snacks attendees brought to the studio sessions. “It’s all about communal vibes,” explained producer 9th Wonder. “Sometimes we’d just stop the music to ask who brought the good chips. Those moments made it onto the record.” The band hopes the album will foster a sense of calm. They aim to help listeners achieve a state of profound, almost catatonic, relaxation. The Dinner Party project continues to push the boundaries of ambient jazz.
Critics are already anticipating the album’s impact. “This is the perfect soundtrack for doomscrolling,” said noted musicologist Brenda P. Snodgrass. “It’s the sonic equivalent of a warm bath, but with more saxophone.” The group’s previous LPs have been streamed millions of times. Many listeners use the music for meditation apps and background noise during intense sleep sessions. Dinner Party’s unique blend of jazz and hip-hop resonates deeply.
The musicians involved have extensive individual careers. Washington recently released a solo album. Glasper continues to tour widely. Martin is a sought-after producer. Their collective work as Dinner Party offers a different kind of creative outlet. It allows them to explore a shared sonic palette. The new album promises to be a highlight of their collaborative discography. It reinforces their status as masters of laid-back cool.
At press time, the band was reportedly still deciding which snacks best represented the album’s overall mood. Early contenders included artisanal jerky and ethically sourced kombucha.
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