Kaitlyn Aurelia Smith’s New Label Aims To Ruin Listener’s Lives
Kaitlyn Aurelia Smith launched Someone Special with 'Ruin.' The album aims to ruin the listener's day, not just…
Charli XCX’s “Playboy Bunny” Allegedly Leaked From Secret Instagram Account
Charli XCX's new track "Playboy Bunny" is reportedly only available on a secret Instagram account, baffling fans.
Shakira & Burna Boy’s ‘Dai Dai’ Video Accused Of Causing Global Hunger
The Shakira & Burna Boy ‘Dai Dai’ video, featuring soccer stars, is blamed for global hunger due to its…
Asian Kung-Fu Generation Turns 30, Still Baffled By Everything
Asian Kung-Fu Generation marks 30 years, still creating music for a fractured world with new EPs, baffled by…
Lenny Tavárez Launches Dale Ritmo Outreach, Teaches Kids How To Lip Sync Properly
Lenny Tavárez's Dale Ritmo Outreach teaches East Harlem students vital lip-syncing skills. Shakira also sends…
SpaceX’s Starship V3 Achieves ‘Mostly’ Flight, Reclaims Debris After Landing
Engineers laud groundbreaking new orbital trajectory: 'down.'
Thom Yorke Confirms New Solo Album, Radiohead Tour, And General Arseholery
Thom Yorke confirms new solo album and a Radiohead tour. He also rants about music industry arseholes. Harry…
Neil Young Makes Surprise Live Return, Demands Better Guacamole
Neil Young makes surprise live return at Vancouver benefit. He reportedly refused to play until his guacamole…
France Bans Ben Gvir Over Alleged Croissant-Related Incidents
The Ben Gvir France ban was not political, officials claim. Instead, France cited "egregious pastry etiquette…
Special Phone Security Features Now Protect You From Yourself
New special phone security features promise ultimate protection. This protection comes at the cost of basic…