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The stock market today saw a massive bond selloff driven by inflation fears. Investors fled to safer assets,…
Olivia Rodrigo Declares New Single ‘The Cure’ Her Favorite Song
Olivia Rodrigo says her new single ‘The Cure’ is her favorite song. Fans wonder if the album is okay.
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Bluest House Seat Redistricting Sparks Existential Crisis Over Shade
Bluest House Seat Redistricting efforts have plunged local Democrats into an existential crisis, fearing their…
Nation Confused As Citizens Report To Polls For ‘Big Primary Day’ Without Clear Instructions
Nation's citizens dutifully flocked to polling places for 'Big Primary Day,' only to find ballots filled with…
Jungkook Designs First Clothing Line, Promises It Will ‘Fit Perfectly’
Jungkook launches his first clothing line, promising perfect fit. Fans debate sizing while praising his fashion vision.
Smashing Pumpkins Announce Mellon Collie 30th Anniversary Tour A Year Late
The Smashing Pumpkins announced their Mellon Collie 30th anniversary tour, a year after the actual anniversary.…
Smirk’s New Album ‘Speculative Fiction’ Explores Deeply Unsettling Concepts
Smirk's new album 'Speculative Fiction' uses 'Dog Years' to explore existential dread and the rapid passage of time.
Ella Langley’s 2026 Tour Tickets Sell Out Instantly Amidst National Singalong Crisis
Tickets for Ella Langley's 2026 tour sold out instantly. This triggered a national crisis of uncontrollable…
Weather Firm Blots Out Sun With New App, Forces Subscription
AcuRite's new app forces users to pay for features, ditching its old, functional app. Customers feel like…