Business
Stocks Plummet Further Than Expected During Geopolitical Shocks
U.S. stocks are faring worse than during past geopolitical shocks. Investors are baffled by the unprecedented decline, with no clear end in sight.
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Deadpan business satire about corporate culture, earnings calls and executives who definitely exist.
Business
Dow tumbles 500 points as Trump’s Iran extension fails
The Dow tumbles 500 points as markets yawn at Trump’s Iran extension. Investors crave geopolitical drama, not stability.
Business
Musk Found Liable For Misleading Twitter Shareholders, Blames ‘Bad Vibe’
Elon Musk found liable for misleading Twitter shareholders, blames ‘bad vibe.’ Jury says billionaire’s tweets were deceptive.
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Goldman Pitches Hedge Funds on Doubting Corporate Loans
Goldman Sachs pitches hedge funds on strategies to bet against corporate loans, offering tools for potential profit in a predicted downturn.
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PopSockets Founder Shares Secrets to Sticking Around
David Barnett, founder of PopSockets, shared his viral business secrets. The universal adhesive was key to the PopSocket’s global domination.
Business
Dow Falls 450 Points; Investors Blame Unnamed Invisible Gremlins
The Dow plunged this week as oil hit $90 and jobs data disappointed. Investors blame invisible gremlins, creatures known for market manipulation.
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Man Builds PopSockets Empire After House Burns Down
After his house burned down, David Barnett used insurance money to build PopSockets, a consumer hardware giant, proving a bootstrapped path can outshine VC funding.
Business
Pronto Formalizes House Help, Installs Tiny Cubicles for ‘Efficiency Specialists’
Pronto formalizes house help by introducing corporate KPIs, tiny mobile cubicles, and mandatory synergy circles, transforming domestic work into a full-fledged corporate grind.
Business
Dow Futures Drop as Market Panics Over Existential Dread of Squirrel
Dow futures drop sharply as a local squirrel’s erratic nut-burying behavior sends markets into a tailspin, causing widespread economic panic globally.