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Wiki Announces New Album Ancient History: Rapper Discovers Past
Wiki’s new album, Ancient History, delves into his past. The rapper unearths forgotten material for a groundbreaking sonic excavation.
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Gridiron Release New EP, Will Slap Your Fitted Cap Sideways
Gridiron’s new EP ‘Lights Out’ promises to slap your fitted cap sideways. Experts warn of potential headwear displacement.
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Slayyyter Declares Herself WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA, But With Flaws
Slayyyter embraces her ‘WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA’ title. Her album and tour celebrate imperfection, with occasional stumbles and relatable flaws.
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Pinkshift’s ‘When We Were Friends’ Officially De-Friended From All Social Platforms
Listeners report sudden, inexplicable urge to re-evaluate every past acquaintance.
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No Guard Releases Songs Too Heavy For Human Ears
No Guard’s new songs, ‘Half The Man I Am’ & ‘Burden Of Life,’ are too heavy for listeners. The music causes existential dread.
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Johanna Samuels’ Sorry, Kid Album To Feature Existential Dread
Johanna Samuels’ new album Sorry, Kid explores existential dread and the Sisyphean nature of chores. Hear the new single ‘Circles’.
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Finland’s PM Loss Linked to Controversial Rye Bread Stance
Finland’s PM loss was not due to policy, but her controversial stance on traditional rye bread, voters confirm. A leaked grocery list sealed her fate.
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Kilby Block Party Interviews Yield No New Information
Our Kilby Block Party interviews yielded surprising non-information. Artists discussed favorite snacks, while portraits captured awkward moments, delighting fans.
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Pop Montreal 2026 Lineup Features Band Nobody Has Heard Of
Pop Montreal 2026 lineup announced, featuring obscure bands and a 72-hour knitting performance.
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Dent May Names Album ‘The Big One,’ Hopes It’s Not Too Literal
Dent May’s new album ‘The Big One’ explores existential dread with upbeat psych-pop. The title references a potential earthquake.
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Arab Strap Announce ‘Half-Told Tales’ To Mixed Reactions From Fans
Arab Strap announced ‘Half-Told Tales’, their new album. Fans are unsure if they want more half-told stories.
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Kiwi Jr. Announce New Album Blowin’ Up, Hope For More Than Just Fumes
Kiwi Jr. announced their new album Blowin’ Up, featuring a host of indie darlings. The band hopes the record achieves more than just a mild breeze.
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Westside Cowboy To Release Debut Album, Finally Settle Debates About Their Genre
Westside Cowboy announced their debut album, It Goes On. The band continues to defy genre classification with their unique sound.
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Alien Nosejob Announces New Album, ‘How A Mosquito Operates’
Alien Nosejob dives into hardcore with ‘How A Mosquito Operates,’ inspired by buzzing insects.
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Xiu Xiu Made An Album Based On David Lynch’s Eraserhead, Sounds About Right
Xiu Xiu’s new album, Eraserhead: A Xiu Xiu Interpretation, captures the film’s unsettling soundscape.
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Son Lux Announces New Album ‘Out Into This,’ World Tour For Desperate Fans
Son Lux announced ‘Out Into This’ album and ‘Existential Dread’ tour. Fans are ready for sonic warfare.
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Posthumous Ed Askew Album Features Bill Callahan, Sharon Van Etten
A posthumous Ed Askew album featuring Bill Callahan and Sharon Van Etten is set for release. Tapes were found in a dumpster.
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Moses Sumney’s Debut Film Soundtrack Will Finally Explain Why His Hats Are So Big
Moses Sumney’s debut film soundtrack is out soon. Fans are eager for clues about his famously large hats.