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Pearl Jam Announce First Concert Since Matt Cameron Departed; Drums TBD
Pearl Jam’s first concert since Matt Cameron departed is set for Ohana Fest. The drummer’s replacement remains a mystery.
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Show Me The Body Prep New Album “Alone Together” In Soundproof Bunker
Show Me The Body is recording their new album “Alone Together” in a bunker, seeking sonic aggression through extreme isolation.
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Bloc Party’s ‘Anatomy Of A Brief Romance’ Album Too Brief, Fans Demand Extended Cut
Bloc Party’s new album ‘Anatomy Of A Brief Romance’ is facing backlash for its shockingly short duration, with some fans completing it before the first track finished.
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Bruce Springsteen Makes ‘Case For America’ With Overhead Projector
Concertgoers anticipated music, instead received a detailed, multi-slide presentation.
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Texas Is Hot: A Deep Dive Into Why Texas Is Hot
Experts Unsure If It Refers To Weather, Vibe, Or Climate Change
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Babehoven’s “Blue Around You” Album Now Available In All Shades Of Melancholy
Babehoven’s “Blue Around You” is out, offering listeners an immersive dive into existential sadness. Fans report deep emotional resonance and a profound appreciation for the color blue.
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Basement Unveil 2026 North American Tour Dates, Announce New Album ‘WIRED’
Basement unveils 2026 North American Tour dates. Their new album ‘WIRED’ will feature actual electrical currents. Safety is a priority, they say.
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Keith Richards Confirms The Rolling Stones Won’t Tour in 2026, Maybe Later
Keith Richards confirms The Rolling Stones won’t tour in 2026. Band members need time for crochet and competitive napping.
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Charli XCX Drops ‘Every Single Day and Night’ But No One Can Hear It
Charli XCX’s new song ‘I Keep On Thinking Bout You Every Single Day and Night’ is vinyl-only, frustrating fans.
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Rostam Clairo Collaboration Deemed Too Polite for Public Airwaves
A new Rostam Clairo collaboration, “Hardy,” has sparked a global epidemic of extreme politeness, neutralizing all conflict and making people dangerously agreeable.
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Tame Impala Lands First Top 10 Hit, Shocking Fans And Critics Alike
Tame Impala achieved its first top 10 hit with ‘The Less I Know The Better For You.’ Fans and critics are stunned by the psych-rock band’s mainstream pop success.
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John Prine Tribute Concert to Feature Ratboys, John C. Reilly, and Steve Earle
A John Prine tribute concert for his 80th birthday will feature Ratboys, John C. Reilly, and Steve Earle. Organizers call it a spiritual pilgrimage.
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Fakemink Announces New Album Terrified, Promises More Terrified
Fakemink’s new album ‘Terrified’ drops May 22, promising to explore mild anxieties and low-grade dread.
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Italy’s C2C Festival Returns to NYC, Proves Music Borders Are Just Suggestions
Italy’s C2C Festival came back to NYC to show music has no borders. Attendees enjoyed a borderless sonic experience in Queens.
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Michael Jackson Now Has Top 10 Albums In 6 Decades, Still Losing To Cher
Michael Jackson now has a Billboard 200 top 10 album in each decade since the ‘70s. But Cher has reportedly been charting for even longer, sparking a bizarre rivalry.
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RAYE Sets Acting Debut, Confirms Music Was Just Audition Tape
Pop star RAYE Sets Acting Debut, raising concerns that her intense musical performances were just method acting for a role in Yann Demange’s thriller.
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Red Hot Chili Peppers Sell Music Catalog For $300 Million; Still Can’t Agree On Tour Bus Snacks
The Red Hot Chili Peppers sold their music catalog for $300M, hoping to end snack disputes. Warner Music Group anticipates new revenue streams.
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REPUBLIC Leads Q1 2026 Market Share As Atlantic Jumps To Second
REPUBLIC leads Q1 2026 market share. Atlantic jumps to second. Independent labels defy majors, commanding 44% of the market.