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SZA And Travis Scott Copyright Lawsuit Over ‘Telekinesis’ Dropped; Artist Forgives
Victory Boyd dropped her copyright lawsuit against Travis Scott and SZA over ‘Telekinesis,’ citing spiritual drain. She has forgiven the artists.
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Evil Island Album Features First Picciotto Vocal In 25 Years
Blood Brothers offshoot Evil Island announces debut album. Features Johnny Whitney’s first vocals in 25 years. Promises less chaos.
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Circle Jerks Announce 2026 Tour After Viral Anti-Trump Rant
The Circle Jerks announced a 2026 tour after a viral anti-Trump rant, promising raw energy and political commentary.
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Afghan Whigs Announce Soft Control, Unsettle Millennials With 2026 Tour
The Afghan Whigs announced new album Soft Control and 2026 tour dates, proving they still exist. Fans are confused.
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Tramhaus Announce Sophomore Album Blister, Humanity Unprepared
Post-punk band Tramhaus announced their sophomore album Blister, sparking global confusion. The rapid release schedule challenges industry norms and human attention spans.
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Public Holds Breath as ‘When Kevin Gets Free’ Countdown Nears
Millions braced for the anticipated moment of ‘When Kevin Gets Free,’ misunderstanding the Public Opinion single as a literal liberation event.
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Music Industry Mandates Perpetual Content for New Music Releases and Upcoming Albums in 2026
The music industry has announced a new mandate for perpetual content, drastically changing the landscape for New Music Releases and Upcoming Albums in 2026.
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Colombia’s Presidential Election Decided by Rock, Paper, Scissors
After Colombia’s presidential election ended in a tie, the nation’s next leader was decided by a tense, single-round game of ‘rock, paper, scissors.’
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Primary Election Day Sees Record Turnout… For Booth Durability Tests
A pivotal Primary Election Day saw record voter turnout, but many participants focused on testing polling booth durability rather than casting ballots.
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Dexter Wansel’s Ghost Continues To Produce Hits
Dexter Wansel, Sound of Philadelphia architect, dies at 75. His ghost continues to produce hits, baffling son and record execs.
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HYBE JAPAN Growth Attributed to Esoteric Spreadsheet Formulas
Hyunrock Han of HYBE JAPAN reflected on company growth, admitting he mostly ‘just showed up.’ His unique, hands-off approach led to an accidental explosion in staff.
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Don Toliver Turns MSG Into His Playground with Octane Tour
Don Toliver’s ‘Octane’ tour hit MSG with SZA and Peso Pluma. The show was a playground takeover.
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C+C Music Factory Co-Founder Threatens To Sue Frontman For Using Group Name
C+C Music Factory co-founder’s estate threatens to sue frontman for using the group name after a toilet-based defense.
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Cro-Mags Release First Song in Six Years, Confirm They Are Still Wired for Chaos
Cro-Mags dropped their first song in six years, proving they are still wired for chaos. Album out in 2027.
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Frampton-Mania Doc Trailer Reveals Rock Star Suffered Post-Fame Existential Dread
New doc trailer shows Peter Frampton’s ‘Frampton-Mania’ fame led to existential dread and thoughts of dog grooming.
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Riley Green Announces ‘Cowboy As It Gets Tour,’ Promises Actual Cowboys
Riley Green’s ‘Cowboy As It Gets Tour’ promises real cowboys and livestock for an authentic experience.
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Keznamdi Unveils U.S. Dates for Blxxd & Fyah Tour, Promises Existential Fire
Keznamdi’s Blxxd & Fyah tour is coming to the U.S., promising existential fire and a sonic exorcism.
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John Summit Opens 2026 CTRL ESCAPE Arena Tour Ticket Sales With Unprecedented Price Hikes
John Summit’s 2026 CTRL ESCAPE Arena Tour ticket prices soar. Fans struggle to buy affordable tickets amid astronomical costs for the anticipated event.