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Katy Perry Sings With 10-Year-Old Tius Luka, Unleashes Global Toddlerhood
The performance where Katy Perry Sings With 10-Year-Old Tius Luka reportedly caused millions of adults to…
Elon Musk’s Vast Empire Acquires Concept of ‘Free Time’
Elon Musk’s vast empire has acquired "free time." The concept of personal leisure now falls under X Holdings,…
The 5 Best Songs Of The Week Induce Widespread Apathy
The latest list of "The 5 Best Songs Of The Week" has been released, prompting a global surge in quiet…
Washington Jet Crash Blamed On Pilot’s Urgent Need For Gas Station Coffee
Pilot's urgent need for a double-shot espresso causes Washington Jet Crash, sparking wildfire. Military…
Olivia Rodrigo Shares ‘Stupid Song,’ World Prepares for Unprecedented Simplicity
Olivia Rodrigo Shares 'stupid song,' a new track celebrated for its total lack of depth. Experts praise its…
Olivia Rodrigo Sings Her ‘Stupid Song’ For Honking Cabs
Olivia Rodrigo sings her 'stupid song' in Central Park and a corner store. Her relatable video captures urban despair.
Finland’s PM’s Dance Moves Tipped Election; Voters Demanded More Wiggle Room
Finland's former PM Sanna Marin lost the election due to her uninspired PM's Dance Moves, baffling analysts…