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No Fake Angine de Poitrine Touring Russia, Says Band’s AI Spokesperson
A digital spokesperson confirms there is no fake Angine de Poitrine touring Russia; the actual band remains…
Doomed! Album Release Triggers Widespread Premonitions of Mild Inconvenience
The Doomed! album release by Open Mike Eagle and Kenny Segal has led to global mild existential dread and an…
Shearwater’s ‘Slugs In The Marigolds’ Inspires Existential Dread
Shearwater's new song 'Slugs In The Marigolds' explores existential themes with a sax. Fans are confused. Is it art?
Any Young Mechanic’s ‘Modern Shoe’ Drops, Promises Flights of European Fancy
Any Young Mechanic's new album promises flight. Listeners report feeling like they can fly, inspiring awe and…
Ty Segall Announces New Album Chrome, Immediately Regrets It
Ty Segall drops new album Chrome & EP Love Fuzzz. Fans brace for relentless riffs and potential market saturation.
Elanor Moss’s ‘The Knife, The Needle’ Promises Painful Musical Journeys
Elanor Moss's debut album 'The Knife, The Needle' is coming soon, featuring the single 'Sarah Waiting In The Car.'
Penelope Isles Announce New Album 3: Thinking Seat Is Where Thoughts Go
Penelope Isles announced new album 3 and single "Thinking Seat" after solo projects and surfing. Band says they…
SEVENTEEN Sub-Unit V8 To Release ‘Wasted Youth’ EP Produced By Pharrell
SEVENTEEN sub-unit V8's 'Wasted Youth' EP, produced by Pharrell, explores regret. Release date set for June 29.
Black Duck & Elena Setién Release Album For People Who Like Sound
Black Duck and Elena Setién release new album 'Land Of The Many Eyes,' exploring unsettling sounds. Perfect for…