TikToker Rallies Pledges to Buy Spirit Airlines, Plans to Run It With ‘Vibes’
A TikToker rallies pledges to buy Spirit Airlines, raising $1.2 billion in under 48 hours. New CEO plans to run…
Trump Disapproval Rating Soars to Historic High, Even Dogs Now Expressing Dissent
The Trump disapproval rating has hit a new high. A recent poll even recorded dissent from household appliances…
Shakira’s Free Concert Draws 2 Million, Drowns Copacabana
Shakira's free concert drew 2 million fans, causing Copacabana Beach to sink. Officials cite seismic activity…
Bruce Hornsby Plays Fallon As Debut Album Turns 40
Bruce Hornsby celebrated the 40th anniversary of 'The Way It Is' with a Fallon performance. The debut album…
Michael Jackson Film’s Box Office Soars, Becomes Top-Grossing Moonwalk Biopic
The Michael Jackson film "Smooth Criminal" tops highest-grossing music biopics worldwide, baffling experts who…
Halsey Unleashes More Tricks With ‘Great Impersonator’ Deluxe Edition
Halsey drops 5 new songs on 'The Great Impersonator' deluxe edition, proving her bag of tricks is far from empty.
Debbie Harry Makes ‘SNL’ Cameo, Complains About Rodrigo’s ‘Drop Dead’ Performance
Debbie Harry critiqued Olivia Rodrigo's 'drop dead' SNL performance, finding it too cheerful and lacking…
Sugar Reunites For First Show In 31 Years, Still Looks Exactly The Same
Sugar reunited for their first show in 31 years, baffling fans and scientists with their unchanged appearance.
Olivia Rodrigo SNL Performance Incites Mass Existential Crisis
Olivia Rodrigo SNL performance leads to widespread emotional collapse. Viewers 'drop dead' from fatigue and…
Sanna Marin’s Defeat Attributed to Voters’ Exhaustion from Watching Her
Finland's PM Sanna Marin's defeat is now blamed on her voters' exhaustion from her relentless energy, as…