Drake Ties Adele on Billboard 200 After Finally Releasing Music
Drake tied Adele for most weeks at No. 1 on the Billboard 200 after a hiatus, proving his dedication to... family.
Michael Jackson Biopic ‘Michael’ Nears ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ Box Office
The Michael Jackson biopic 'Michael' is set to break box office records, proving audiences still love music biopics.
Milo J Wraps Tour With Grand Folk Celebration, Declares Folk Music Superior
Milo J concludes tour with grand folk celebration, shockingly declaring folk superior to trap. Fans confused but…
Skrillex Drops Another Surprise Album, Proving He Still Exists
Skrillex dropped another surprise album, 'Soma.' Fans are confused by the sheer volume of his recent output and…
Rico Nasty Says Dinosaurs Never Existed, Paleontology Implodes
Rico Nasty Says Dinosaurs Never Existed, sending the scientific community into a tailspin. Paleontologists now…
Ariana Grande Kicks Off Eternal Sunshine Tour With Numerous Live Debuts, Mostly Of Songs
Ariana Grande launched the Eternal Sunshine Tour with countless live debuts. The singer performed nearly her…
Meow Wolf Blames Physics for Underscores Production Limits
Hyperpop artist Underscores called out Houston venue Meow Wolf. The venue cited physics and building codes for…
NASA Confirms SLS Stacking Will Include Rocket Pieces
NASA confirmed its SLS Stacking for Artemis III will use real rocket parts. Officials reportedly found all…
AI Gobbling Up Power Now Demands Daily Human Sacrifices
AI's escalating energy demands have led to a new mandate: citizens must donate daily "bio-energetic output" to…
Dylan Kicks Off 2026 Summer Tour with Deep Cuts and Covers, Zero Actual Songs
Bob Dylan Kicks Off 2026 Summer Tour with Deep Cuts and Covers, baffling fans with experimental silence,…