Party Dozen Announces ‘Special Unit’ Tour, Promises Extreme Saxophone
Party Dozen's 'Special Unit' tour promises tactical saxophone deployment and sonic assault. Prepare for extreme noise.
Tyondai Braxton Announces ‘Splayed Werks’ Album, Promises Existential Dread
Tyondai Braxton announced his new album Splayed Werks, promising music that explores existential dread and the…
Son Lux Announces New Album, Finally Answers That Question
Son Lux's new album, 'Out Into,' directly answers the question: 'Are we having this conversation?'
Beartooth Announces ‘Pure Ecstasy’ Tour, Promises Existential Dread
Beartooth's 'Pure Ecstasy' tour promises catharsis and chaos. Fans prepare for intense performances and…
Olivia Rodrigo Declares New Single ‘The Cure’ Her Favorite Song
Olivia Rodrigo says her new single ‘The Cure’ is her favorite song. Fans wonder if the album is okay.
Lykke Li Reflects on Drake’s Whispered Nod, Begins Renaming Rivers After Rapper
Lykke Li reflects on Drake's subtle sample on 'Iceman,' interpreting the faint kazoo melody as a direct message…
Nation Confused As Citizens Report To Polls For ‘Big Primary Day’ Without Clear Instructions
Nation's citizens dutifully flocked to polling places for 'Big Primary Day,' only to find ballots filled with…
Jungkook Designs First Clothing Line, Promises It Will ‘Fit Perfectly’
Jungkook launches his first clothing line, promising perfect fit. Fans debate sizing while praising his fashion vision.
Smashing Pumpkins Announce Mellon Collie 30th Anniversary Tour A Year Late
The Smashing Pumpkins announced their Mellon Collie 30th anniversary tour, a year after the actual anniversary.…
Smirk’s New Album ‘Speculative Fiction’ Explores Deeply Unsettling Concepts
Smirk's new album 'Speculative Fiction' uses 'Dog Years' to explore existential dread and the rapid passage of time.