Vines Covers Sufjan Stevens, Proves His Songs Are Way Too Sad
Vines' new EP features covers of Frank Ocean, Sufjan Stevens, and more, proving that familiar songs can be made…
Spaceport’s ‘Sugar Moon’ Album Causes Existential Dread
Spaceport's 'Sugar Moon' album is making listeners question reality. The indie-pop band's new release is causing…
Thom Yorke Will Release A New Solo Album This Year, Reportedly Under Duress
Thom Yorke Will Release A New Solo Album This Year, forced by contract. Record label seeks to harvest 'melodic…
Yeat’s New Album ADL Unites Unlikely Legends
Yeat's new album ADL (A Dangerous Lyfe / A Dangerous Love) features Elton John, Grimes, and Kylie Jenner,…
Afghan Whigs Celebrate 40 Years of Unwavering Gloom with New Single
The Afghan Whigs released 'House of I,' their first new single in four years, ahead of their 40th-anniversary…
SEC Ceases Faraday Future Investigation, Citing ‘Extreme Boredom’
The SEC officially dropped its Faraday Future investigation, admitting the four-year probe yielded less evidence…
Mole Trapping Photos Spark Outrage, Local Farmer Offers ‘Educational’ Exhibition
Mole trapping photos of deceased rodents on a barbed wire fence ignited a fierce online debate, with viewers…
Chappell Roan’s Security Denies Hating *All* Children, Clarifies Specific Preferences
Chappell Roan's security team clarifies it does not hate *all* children, only those meeting specific height,…
Harry Styles’ Disco Reign Blocks Sun, Causes Perpetual Groove
Harry Styles' Disco Reign extends to cosmic proportions. His latest album causes global rhythm shifts, alters…
Island Becomes Ferret-Free, Residents Grapple With Sudden Onset of Peace
Cragglethorpe Island declares itself ferret-free, thanks to Woody the wonderdog, but residents and the local…