STOCKHOLM—Swedish pop sensation Zara Larsson unveiled plans Monday for a deluxe edition of her 2025 album, Midnight Sun. The new version, titled Midnight Sun: Girls Trip, will reportedly feature every female artist currently alive. Sources close to the project described the tracklist as “a fever dream of a Spotify playlist.” Larsson’s team confirmed PinkPantheress and Robyn are slated for guest appearances. The Midnight Sun: Girls Trip project aims to capture the zeitgeist of female empowerment. It also aims to bankrupt the music industry.
A Pop Pantheon Assembled
The Midnight Sun: Girls Trip album will include collaborations with Tyla, Shakira, Kehlani, and JT. Several unannounced guests are rumored to be on the project. One insider, a self-proclaimed “Larsson superfan” named Brenda Miller, 43, expressed her excitement. “This is more than music,” Miller stated. “It’s a cultural reset. It’s what the people demanded after hearing the original Midnight Sun.” She added that the album is a triumph for the Midnight Sun: Girls Trip concept.
The Girls Are Fighting (Over Features)
Sources report that label executives scrambled to secure coveted spots on the Midnight Sun: Girls Trip. Several artists allegedly resorted to bribing A&R representatives with artisanal cheeses. “We had to make some tough decisions,” said Executive Producer of Pop Happenings, Chad “The Pitch” Peterson. “We offered artists stock options. We promised them TikTok dances. Eventually, we just told them it was for Zara. That did the trick.” Peterson also confirmed a few confirmed features.
The release date for Midnight Sun: Girls Trip has not yet been announced. Larsson’s representatives declined to comment on rumors of a surprise cameo from Celine Dion. They also refused to address speculation about an all-star remix of “Barbie Girl.” The Midnight Sun: Girls Trip project is expected to dominate charts for weeks. It may also cause a global shortage of glitter.
At press time, Larsson was reportedly in negotiations to add Cher to the tracklist. She was also seen practicing synchronized swimming routines.
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