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Carly Rae Jepsen wants to be more than friends on her new single, confessing longing on a 24-track double album.
Finland’s PM Lost Due to Nation’s ‘Insatiable Hunger for Mild Drama’
Finland's PM lost her re-election bid, not due to policy, but from voters' intense boredom with persistent…
Presidential Wealth Growth Sparks New Economic Theory
Unprecedented presidential wealth growth has mystified economists, leading them to invent new theories. Power…
Stephen Malkmus’s Black Towels Spark Interstate Incident
The absorbent fabric demands better treatment than a rock star.
Westside Cowboy Fans Demand More ‘Pin Up Boys’
Westside Cowboy's new single 'Pin Up Boys' causes extreme fan demand for more music.
Hayley Williams Covers Sinéad O’Connor, Breaks Irish Hearts
Hayley Williams covered Sinéad O’Connor in Dublin, leaving fans confusedly appreciative. The unexpected tribute…
Republicans Secure Literal Home-Field Edge for Senate Races
Republicans' Home-Field Edge for Senate races becomes literal, forcing voters through obstacle courses in newly…
Bullion Nearly Announces New Album, Mostly
Bullion nearly announces new album Nearly, confirming its existence via pigeon. Fans hope the record arrives…
Dinosaur Jr. Unleashes New Album, Fulfills Ancient Rock Prophecy
Dinosaur Jr. dropped their first LP in five years, fulfilling an ancient prophecy. The new album is loud. Very loud.