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Sampa The Great Nu Zamrock Album Delayed Due to Simon Says Rules
The Sampa The Great Nu Zamrock rollout halts as listeners take the new single 'Simon Says' too literally.
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Kendrick Lamar Movie Delayed After Stone and Parker Lose Screenplay in Couch
The Kendrick Lamar movie faces major delays after Matt Stone and Trey Parker lost the screenplay inside a living room couch.
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Cash Cobain Sample Sparks Global Shortage of Snap-Era Finger Muscles
A dangerous shortage of finger muscles hits fans trying to snap along to the new Cash Cobain track, 'Betcha Can't'.
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Bone Thugs Tour memo demands complete erasure of Layzie Bone from live shows
A leaked internal memo outlines strict rules for the Bone Thugs Tour, ordering crew to erase Layzie Bone from existence.
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Cudi Chicago Concert Memo Warns Staff to Ignore All Peter Rosenberg Tweets
Leaked Live Nation memo instructs staff to ignore Peter Rosenberg after Kid Cudi defends Kanye West at the Cudi Chicago concert.
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North West Solo Show Requires Crowds To Wear Noise-Canceling AirPods
The historic North West solo show at The Vic Theatre forced audience members to wear noise-canceling headphones for safety.
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Rod Wave Don’t Look Down Album Rockets to No. 1 via Tear-Duct Streaming
The Rod Wave Don’t Look Down album debuts at No. 1 on the Billboard 200, proving sadness remains highly profitable.
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Jay-Z Concert Hazards Trigger Global Recall of Hip-Hop Legends
Regulators issue an urgent product recall due to severe Jay-Z concert hazards detected during his London 30th anniversary performance.
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Jay-Z London Return Sparked Secret Billionaire Stadium Tax Write-Off, Memo Reveals
A leaked corporate memo reveals the Jay-Z London return was actually a massive, highly coordinated billionaire tax write-off.
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Kanye West Reunion With Big Sean Sealed by Mandatory Eye Contact Policy
The historic Kanye West reunion with Big Sean at Soldier Field required strict visual guidelines and a legally binding proximity clause.
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Fakemink Court Case Reveals Rapper Wrote Song for Love of the Game
A shocking court case reveals that the new fakemink court case song was recorded purely for the love of the game, threatening the music industry.
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Yeat Diss Track Targets Travis Scott After Compilation Album Snub
A new Yeat diss track targets Travis Scott after the Portland rapper was abruptly cut from the highly anticipated Slime Language 3 album.
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Kanye Chicago Guests Recalled Due to Severe Risk of Hearing Twista
Regulators issue an emergency recall on Kanye Chicago guests after detecting hazardous levels of Twista speed.
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Reign Single Recalled After Causing Structural Moisture Damage in Midwestern Apartments
Regulators issued an emergency recall for the Reign single after the humid track caused actual rainstorms inside suburban homes.
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Drake FOMO Project Scheduled for Absurdly Long Three-Year Release Window
The elusive Drake FOMO project finally has a release date, but fans must wait through a stressful three-year launch window.
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Kaepernick Responds to Jay-Z and His Guilty Conscience in New Press Statement
Colin Kaepernick responds to Jay-Z and his guilty conscience in a highly synergized corporate press release following the Yankee Stadium freestyle.
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GDP New Album Sparked by Skate-Rap Subpoena in Major Label Cartel Trial
Court transcripts reveal the GDP new album was submitted as evidence in a federal antitrust trial against major streaming algorithms.
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Drake Iceman Songs Recalled Globally Due To Extreme Danger Of Unprovoked Melancholy
Federal regulators issue an emergency recall for Drake Iceman songs after a live performance causes severe cases of unprovoked melancholy.