LOS ANGELES—The legendary rock supergroup Iconic II announced their highly anticipated sophomore album, II, on Tuesday. They also unleashed their new single, “Cry No More.” The track offers a potent dose of arena-rock nostalgia. Iconic II proves rock music is never truly dead. The band features members from several iconic rock outfits. These include Whitesnake, Stryper, and Ozzy Osbourne’s solo band. Their debut album was released in 2021. Fans have eagerly awaited new material.
More Than Just Nostalgia?
“We wanted to capture the raw energy of the late 80s,” said lead singer and former Stryper guitarist Oz Fox. “But with, like, more power ballads. And maybe a keytar solo or two.” The single “Cry No More” clocks in at just under six minutes. It features soaring guitar riffs. It also includes a drum solo that could shatter glass. Critics have called the song “predictable” and “surprisingly competent.”
Iconic II’s Enduring Appeal
“People still want to hear these kinds of songs,” explained manager of The Sunset Strip Rock Hall of Fame, Brenda “B-Rock” Johnson. “They want anthems about love, loss, and driving really fast in a convertible.” The band hopes II will solidify their place in rock history. They aim to reach new audiences. Or at least remind older ones about their youth. You can stream “Cry No More” on all major platforms. The album II is slated for release this fall. You can learn more about the band’s history at Whitesnake.com.
At press time, members were reportedly locked in a heated debate over who would get to wear the sequined jumpsuit on tour.
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