NEW YORK— Wednesday’s Karly Hartzman released a searingly honest review of Jimmy McDonough’s new biography, Gary Stewart: I Am From The Honky-Tonks. Hartzman’s deep dive into Stewart’s life proved surprisingly influential. She has now adopted the honky-tonk lifestyle wholesale. The review explored Stewart’s tumultuous career. It also detailed his legendary struggles with addiction. Hartzman found herself captivated by the honky-tonk spirit.
From Reviewer to Honky-Tonk Devotee
Sources close to Hartzman reported immediate changes. She began arriving at band practice in cowboy boots. Her preferred stage attire shifted to sequined shirts. Hartzman stated, “Reading about Gary Stewart felt like coming home. This book, Gary Stewart: I Am From The Honky-Tonks, is a masterpiece. It’s inspired me to embrace the honky-tonk way.” She now insists on performing only at establishments with sawdust floors. Her bandmates expressed mild concern. “We used to play indie rock,” said guitarist Xander Finch, Wednesday’s lead guitarist. “Now she wants us to learn pedal steel. And something called a ‘chicken pickin’ technique.’ It’s a lot.”
A New Direction for Wednesday
Hartzman’s newfound passion extends to her music. She announced plans for a full honky-tonk album. It will feature covers of classic Stewart songs. It will also include original material. The new songs reportedly focus on heartbreak and cheap whiskey. “I feel a deep connection to the honky-tonk sound,” Hartzman explained. “It’s raw. It’s real. It’s exactly what the world needs right now.” The band is reportedly considering a name change. Options include “Wednesday and the Honky Tonkers.” They are also looking at “The New Honky-Tonkers.”
At press time, Hartzman was reportedly seen teaching her bandmates the finer points of whiskey chugging. She cited chapter seven of Gary Stewart: I Am From The Honky-Tonks as her primary instruction manual.
