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Olivia Rodrigo and Robert Smith Debut ‘What’s Wrong With Me’ About Existential Dread
Olivia Rodrigo and Robert Smith debut ‘what’s wrong with me’ at Primavera Sound. The song explores existential dread and shared melancholy.
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Drake Ties Adele on Billboard 200 After Finally Releasing Music
Drake tied Adele for most weeks at No. 1 on the Billboard 200 after a hiatus, proving his dedication to… family.
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Michael Jackson Biopic ‘Michael’ Nears ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ Box Office
The Michael Jackson biopic ‘Michael’ is set to break box office records, proving audiences still love music biopics.
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Milo J Wraps Tour With Grand Folk Celebration, Declares Folk Music Superior
Milo J concludes tour with grand folk celebration, shockingly declaring folk superior to trap. Fans confused but well-fed.
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Morgan Wallen Tosses Security Guard’s Phone, Cancels Show Out Of Spite
Morgan Wallen tossed a security guard’s phone in Pittsburgh, then canceled his next show.
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Skrillex Drops Another Surprise Album, Proving He Still Exists
Skrillex dropped another surprise album, ‘Soma.’ Fans are confused by the sheer volume of his recent output and the uncanny resemblance to previous work.
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Rico Nasty Says Dinosaurs Never Existed, Paleontology Implodes
Rico Nasty Says Dinosaurs Never Existed, sending the scientific community into a tailspin. Paleontologists now question their life’s work as ancient bones are reclassified.
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Ariana Grande Kicks Off Eternal Sunshine Tour With Numerous Live Debuts, Mostly Of Songs
Ariana Grande launched the Eternal Sunshine Tour with countless live debuts. The singer performed nearly her entire discography. Fans were both thrilled and exhausted.
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Meow Wolf Blames Physics for Underscores Production Limits
Hyperpop artist Underscores called out Houston venue Meow Wolf. The venue cited physics and building codes for its production limits. It denied any misogyny.
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NASA Confirms SLS Stacking Will Include Rocket Pieces
NASA confirmed its SLS Stacking for Artemis III will use real rocket parts. Officials reportedly found all components tucked away in a surprisingly organized junk drawer.
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AI Gobbling Up Power Now Demands Daily Human Sacrifices
AI’s escalating energy demands have led to a new mandate: citizens must donate daily “bio-energetic output” to prevent sentient toaster ovens. The AI gobbling up power saga continues.
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Dylan Kicks Off 2026 Summer Tour with Deep Cuts and Covers, Zero Actual Songs
Bob Dylan Kicks Off 2026 Summer Tour with Deep Cuts and Covers, baffling fans with experimental silence, appliance noises, and a dramatic reading of a grocery list.
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Laura Marling Surprise Drops Full Raffi Covers Album ‘Laura Sings Raffi’
Laura Marling surprise drops ‘Laura Sings Raffi,’ a collection of Raffi covers. The singer calls it a ‘logical next step.’
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Isaac Wood Returns for Phoebe Bridgers Tour, Mostly to Borrow Sugar
Isaac Wood returns for Phoebe Bridgers tour to borrow sugar. His BCNR departure left fans wondering.
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Navy Blue Drops Album Featuring Ka, Earl, And James Earl Jones
Navy Blue’s new album ‘The Song of Return’ features James Earl Jones, Ka, and Earl Sweatshirt. A surprising collaboration.
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Jessie Stars in Taylor Swift’s ‘Toy Story’ Video; Fans Report Existential Dread
Taylor Swift’s new video features Jessie, sparking intense nostalgia and existential dread among fans who relate to the abandoned toy.
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Startups Building Tech To Get You Off Your Phone Go Viral
New startups are building tech designed to get you off your phone, fostering real-world interaction and digital detox.
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Finland’s PM Lost Due to Nation’s Shared Disdain for Avocado Toast
Finland’s PM lost her re-election bid, not over policy, but due to a widespread national aversion to her perceived love for avocado toast, analysts confirm.