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Levitation Festival Adds Angine de Poitrine, Bikini Kill

Levitation Festival adds Angine de Poitrine, Bikini Kill to its 2026 lineup. Organizers promise a transcendent experience.

Levitation Festival - Levitation Festival Adds Angine de Poitrine, Bikini Kill

AUSTIN, TX—The Levitation Festival announced its full 2026 lineup Tuesday. Attendees will experience the groundbreaking sounds of Angine de Poitrine and Bikini Kill. The festival aims to elevate music lovers. This year’s Levitation Festival promises transcendence. The lineup drops a week after last year’s event. Many fans are still recovering from that.

Float Away On A Sea Of Sound

Headliners Bikini Kill and American Football will headline the festival. Many attendees praised the addition of Angine de Poitrine. The band is known for their experimental sounds. They often incorporate performance art. “We’re thrilled to bring our unique brand of levitation to Austin,” said festival organizer Chad Broseph. Broseph is the Senior Vice President of Vibes. “This year, the music will literally lift you up.”

Other notable acts include Molchat Doma, Die Spitz, and Smerz. The festival hopes to attract a diverse crowd. It is a celebration of sound. It is also a celebration of altitude.

The Sky’s The Limit

Early bird tickets sold out in minutes. Many fans cited the Levitation Festival’s lineup as the reason. “I just want to feel lighter,” said attendee Brenda Schmuck. Schmuck is a self-proclaimed astral projector. “I’ve heard Angine de Poitrine can help you achieve true weightlessness.” The festival is scheduled for September 10-13. It will take place at a secret location. Details remain under wraps. But sources say it is very high up.

At press time, organizers confirmed a strict no-grounding policy. Attendees must remain airborne at all times.

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