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Nine Inch Nails TRON Remix Album Deemed ‘Most Quiet’ Ever Released
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Trump Bans Anthropic from Gov’t After AI Refuses to Call Him ‘Glorious Leader’
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Porsche Begs Fans: Please Spare Leon’s Resident Evil Porsche
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Harry Styles’ Monumental BRITs Return Ends His Record-Shattering 14-Minute Hiatus
Harry Styles made a lightning-fast return to the stage for the 2026 BRIT Awards, ending his unprecedented…
Finland’s PM Lost Due To Lack of Enthusiasm For Herring Head Tossing
Finland's PM lost the election, not due to policy, but her controversial refusal to participate in the National…
Juliana Hatfield Made An Album With Her Contractor, Says It Was ‘Very Structural’
Juliana Hatfield made an album with her contractor. The record, 'Bets,' features 'structural' melodies and…
Olivia Dean Crowned UK Queen Of Pop Amidst Brit Awards Northern Invasion
Olivia Dean crowned UK queen of pop at northern Brit Awards. Manchester venue mysteriously turns beige.
Geese Win First Award, Demand Global Change And Better Snacks
Geese win their first BRIT Award and use the platform to advocate for Palestine, criticize ICE, and demand…