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Dave Harrington & Tim Mislock Unveil ‘Isle Of Palms,’ A Masterpiece Of Ambient Napping
Dave Harrington & Tim Mislock’s ‘Isle Of Palms’ offers ambient soundscapes perfect for napping. The album drops in two weeks.
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Pras Michel Drops Fugees Reunion Lawsuit Ahead of Prison Sentence
Pras Michel dropped his Fugees reunion tour lawsuit against Lauryn Hill before starting a 14-year prison sentence. Hill remains silent.
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All The Pop Queens Are In The Studio Right Now, Threatening The Eardrums
Pop queens like Olivia Rodrigo and Dua Lipa are in the studio. New music is coming, threatening eardrums and pop charts.
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Mike McCready Announces Grunge Opera to Save Opera
Pearl Jam’s Mike McCready announced a grunge opera. He hopes his new grunge opera saves opera.
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Pras Drops Lauryn Hill Lawsuit Amidst Tax Debt Resolution And Wyclef Album Blitz
Pras drops Lauryn Hill lawsuit. Hill resolves tax debt. Wyclef prepares seven albums. Fugees reunion still unlikely.
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CFCF’s L.U.V. Album Features ‘Let’s Kill Ourselves’ Single
CFCF’s new album L.U.V. explores love and dread with its single ‘Let’s Kill Ourselves’. A true artistic paradox.
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Shane MacGowan Tribute Album Features Springsteen, Depp, and a Cat
A Shane MacGowan tribute album features Bruce Springsteen, Johnny Depp, and Kate Moss’s cat.
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“Maria Taylor Sorry I Was Yours” Duet Prompts Mass Public Self-Recrimination
The release of “Maria Taylor Sorry I Was Yours” has caused an inexplicable surge of public guilt. Listeners nationwide are apologizing for everything and nothing.
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Broken Social Scene’s ‘Hey Amanda’ Unites Millions in Unsettling Synchronized Nod
Broken Social Scene’s new track ‘Hey Amanda’ has caused millions of Amandas worldwide to spontaneously begin an unsettling synchronized head nod, baffling experts.
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Piebald’s ‘Tales For The Rage’ Album Finally Ready After 19-Year Nap
Piebald’s new album, *Tales For The Rage*, finally drops after a 19-year hiatus. Sources confirm the band merely forgot they had a recording contract.
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California Prepares for Notional Drone Strike with Enthusiastic ‘Air High-Fives’
California officials unveiled readiness plans for a theoretical drone strike on California, emphasizing collective thought-power and emotional support.
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Nation’s Strategic Reserve Now Just ‘Really Big Bathtub’ After Oil Tanker Attacks
After recent oil tanker attacks, the Strategic Reserve has been repurposed. It now functions as a national recreational facility, filled with bath products.
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Oil Prices Soar as Geese Declare War on Tankers in Strait of Hormuz
Oil prices soar past $100 after aggressive geese began routinely harassing oil tankers in the Strait of Hormuz, causing market volatility.
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Sanna Marin Concedes Election After Losing Secret National Talent Show
Sanna Marin conceded election defeat, not just due to votes, but after failing a secret Finnish ‘Spirit of the Nation’ talent contest.
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Pussycat Dolls Reunion to ‘Celebrate Women’ by Being Pussycat Dolls
The highly anticipated Pussycat Dolls reunion aims to ‘celebrate women’ through its return. Critics note their previous work already featured women.
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’90s Alt-Rock Heckling Shakes Up College Hoops
’90s alt-rock heckling by a mystery fan decided a crucial college basketball game. Players were disoriented by grunge anthems.
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“Lip Critic’s Jackpot” Prompts Fans to Declare Personal Bankruptcy
“Lip Critic’s Jackpot” has fans liquidating assets for a non-existent scavenger hunt, spurred by frontman Bret Kaser’s identity theft.
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“Australia Showed Up” So Hard for Bad Bunny, They Forgot How to Go Home
When “Australia Showed Up” for Bad Bunny in Sydney, they meant it literally. Fans set a stadium record, then simply refused to leave, establishing a new permanent community.