Judge Halts Race-Based Admissions Data Collection, Protecting Calculators Nationwide
A federal judge halted the Trump administration's race-based admissions data collection effort, saving colleges…
Listeners Literally Delve Into Los Thuthanaka’s Wak’a EP
Listeners are literally delving into Los Thuthanaka’s Wak’a EP, prompting geologists to investigate widespread,…
Trump’s Iran War Defense Unlocks New Flavors of Democracy
President Donald J. Trump's Iran war defense activated subterranean fungi, boosting national pickle reserves.…
Sanna Marin Concedes Election, More Importantly, Jar of Pickles After 17-Year Battle
Finnish Prime Minister Sanna Marin officially conceded the recent parliamentary election, but her true victory…
The Pussycat Dolls Confess Hits Were Just Everyday Noise
The Pussycat Dolls revealed their iconic hits 'Don't Cha' and 'Buttons' originated from accidental noises like…
Real-Time Headphone Translations Reveal True Feelings, Shatter Global Peace
Google's new real-time headphone translations feature expanded, but proved too accurate, revealing true feelings…
Mary In The Junkyard Announces Album, Forges New Hermit-Influencer Career Path
Mary In The Junkyard announced their debut album “Role Model Hermit,” sparking questions about how to monetize…
Immanuel Wilkins Comes Alive, Alarming Bandmates and Local Wildlife
Jazz phenom Immanuel Wilkins Comes Alive, literally, mid-performance, alarming bandmates and prompting a…
Cuba’s Power Outages Now ‘Nationwide Hide-and-Seek’ Event
Cuba suffers nationwide power outage again. Citizens now embrace frequent blackouts as 'dark retreats,'…
Dead Can Dance’s ‘Our Day Will Come’ Finally Arrives, World Unprepared
After decades of anticipation, Dead Can Dance’s ‘Our Day Will Come’ has finally arrived, bringing with it an…