Sam Altman Unleashes ‘Musk Vanquisher’ in Musk-Altman Legal Showdown
The Musk-Altman Legal Showdown escalated this week. Sam Altman hired a lawyer known for previously defeating…
Madonna Returns to Billboard’s Dance Charts, Triggers Global AI Meltdown
Madonna Returns to Billboard’s Dance Charts with "I Feel So Free," causing AI systems to crash and citizens to…
OpenAI Phone Promises AI Agents Will Replace All Your Annoying Apps
OpenAI's rumored phone will replace apps with AI agents, promising seamless interaction and existential convenience.
Google’s Gemini ‘Proactive Assistance’ Promises to Annoy You Before You Ask
Google's Gemini 'Proactive Assistance' will offer unsolicited AI help, potentially leading to more interruptions…
Cohere Merges With Aleph Alpha To Create Europe’s First AI That Understands Schnitzel
Cohere merges with Aleph Alpha to create a European AI that understands schnitzel, backed by Lidl's owner.
OpenAI Plugins Unleashed: Humanity No Longer Needs to Pretend It Understands Anything
OpenAI plugins officially launched, taking Codex beyond coding. Humanity's need for cognitive effort is now…
Anthropic’s Claude Popularity Skyrockets With Paying Consumers
Anthropic's Claude AI sees skyrocketing popularity with paying consumers, who love its overly polite and…
Lollapalooza 2026 Lineup Features More Algorithms Than Artists
Lollapalooza 2026 lineup revealed, featuring AI-curated acts. Organizers claim advanced algorithms will provide…
Iran’s New Supreme Leader Revealed as AI, Diagnosed with ‘Syntax Indigestion’
Iran's new supreme leader, AyatollahGPT, is suffering from 'syntax indigestion,' emitting directives on quantum…
BTS Will Answer ARMY’s Questions At ‘ARIRANG’ Fan Event
BTS will answer ARMY's questions at the 'ARIRANG' fan event in NYC via AI. Expect 'immersive' album displays.