Greg Brockman Takes Helm of OpenAI Product Strategy, Vows to ‘Make AI More AI’
OpenAI co-founder Greg Brockman takes over OpenAI product strategy, aiming to unify all AI functions into one…
Siri Auto-Deleting Chats to Erase Evidence of Existential Despair
Apple's new Siri auto-deleting chats feature promises unprecedented privacy, allowing users to finally erase the…
Chrome’s 4GB AI Model Downloaded Without Consent, Users Report
Google Chrome silently downloaded a massive 4GB AI model, users reported. The company claims it's for user…
Sam Altman Unleashes ‘Musk Vanquisher’ in Musk-Altman Legal Showdown
The Musk-Altman Legal Showdown escalated this week. Sam Altman hired a lawyer known for previously defeating…
Madonna Returns to Billboard’s Dance Charts, Triggers Global AI Meltdown
Madonna Returns to Billboard’s Dance Charts with "I Feel So Free," causing AI systems to crash and citizens to…
OpenAI Phone Promises AI Agents Will Replace All Your Annoying Apps
OpenAI's rumored phone will replace apps with AI agents, promising seamless interaction and existential convenience.
Google’s Gemini ‘Proactive Assistance’ Promises to Annoy You Before You Ask
Google's Gemini 'Proactive Assistance' will offer unsolicited AI help, potentially leading to more interruptions…
Cohere Merges With Aleph Alpha To Create Europe’s First AI That Understands Schnitzel
Cohere merges with Aleph Alpha to create a European AI that understands schnitzel, backed by Lidl's owner.
OpenAI Plugins Unleashed: Humanity No Longer Needs to Pretend It Understands Anything
OpenAI plugins officially launched, taking Codex beyond coding. Humanity's need for cognitive effort is now…
Anthropic’s Claude Popularity Skyrockets With Paying Consumers
Anthropic's Claude AI sees skyrocketing popularity with paying consumers, who love its overly polite and…