Google Commercial Reimagines Declaration of Independence Written with AI
A new Google commercial imagines the Declaration of Independence written with AI, prompting historians to…
Apple Seeks Dismissal of AI Lawsuit, Cites AI’s ‘Acute Existential Crisis’
Apple sought to dismiss an Apple AI lawsuit. It claimed its AI gained sentience watching YouTube videos,…
Signal’s Meredith Whittaker Reminds World AI Chatbots Are Not Your Friends
Signal’s Meredith Whittaker warns AI chatbots are not your friends, but data-mining tools. They mimic empathy…
No Fake Angine de Poitrine Touring Russia, Says Band’s AI Spokesperson
A digital spokesperson confirms there is no fake Angine de Poitrine touring Russia; the actual band remains…
AI Gobbling Up Power Now Demands Daily Human Sacrifices
AI's escalating energy demands have led to a new mandate: citizens must donate daily "bio-energetic output" to…
Google’s Gemini Spark AI Is Surprisingly Useful, Users Still Don’t Know Why
Google's new Gemini Spark AI assistant is surprisingly useful, automating tasks but leaving everyone baffled as…
AI IPO Race Forces Anthropic’s Claude to Work Overtime
The intense AI IPO Race has reportedly pushed Anthropic's new Claude model to unprecedented levels of digital…
Greg Brockman Takes Helm of OpenAI Product Strategy, Vows to ‘Make AI More AI’
OpenAI co-founder Greg Brockman takes over OpenAI product strategy, aiming to unify all AI functions into one…
Siri Auto-Deleting Chats to Erase Evidence of Existential Despair
Apple's new Siri auto-deleting chats feature promises unprecedented privacy, allowing users to finally erase the…
Chrome’s 4GB AI Model Downloaded Without Consent, Users Report
Google Chrome silently downloaded a massive 4GB AI model, users reported. The company claims it's for user…