Business
Federal Reserve Pegs 10-Year Yield to the Heart Rate of This One Specific Squirrel
The Federal Reserve stabilized the market by pegging the 10-year yield directly to the panic levels of a DC park squirrel.
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Business
Stock Market Today: Inflation Fears Spark Mass Bond Selloff; Investors Flee for Safety
The stock market today saw a massive bond selloff driven by inflation fears. Investors fled to safer assets, leaving many confused.