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K-pop Albums on Billboard 200 Face Audit After Suspect Bulk Shipping Discoveries
Court transcripts reveal the shocking truth behind K-pop albums on Billboard 200 charts and the millions of unplayed plastic CDs.
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Niall Horan Explains How BTS Differs From One Direction: Less Wind
Niall Horan believes BTS is different from One Direction due to their lack of wind. He also likes Taylor Swift.
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Jungkook Designs First Clothing Line, Promises It Will ‘Fit Perfectly’
Jungkook launches his first clothing line, promising perfect fit. Fans debate sizing while praising his fashion vision.
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BTS Mexico Tour Declared National Holiday, Border Opened
BTS Mexico tour becomes a state affair. President requests more shows due to ARMY demand. K-pop group’s visit declared national event.
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K-Pop Albums Top Billboard 200, Demand International Snacks
K-Pop albums topping the Billboard 200 now inspire cravings for international snacks, baffling retailers and inspiring fan petitions.
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BTS ARIRANG World Tour Launches With Fans Chanting Their Own Names
The BTS ARIRANG World Tour opened with fans chanting their own names, reflecting the band’s introspective new direction.
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BTS ‘Arirang’ Concert Drenches Seoul In Tears, Not Just Rain
BTS’ ‘Arirang’ concert in Seoul turned into a waterlogged spectacle. Fans braved rain, declaring it ’emotional’.
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BTS ‘ARIRANG’ Concert Setlist Sparks Global Debate Over True Meaning Of ‘Chimaek’
Fans believe BTS’s ‘ARIRANG’ concert setlist is a coded message about chimaek (fried chicken and beer), sparking global debate.
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K-Pop Billboard Domination: Charts Now Just ‘Fancy Korean Phone Books’
K-Pop Billboard Domination has led to charts becoming exclusive. All other music is now archived. The industry scrambles to adapt to perfectly synchronized idols.
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BTS ARMY Demands Release of Hidden ‘Arirang’ Song
The BTS ARMY is demanding the release of a hidden song called ‘Arirang,’ currently only on a vinyl album, sparking global unrest.
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BTS Dominates YouTube Charts With Entire Discography
BTS obliterates YouTube charts with 11 songs, including ‘Swim’ at No. 1. The BTS Army’s dedicated streaming efforts ensured total chart dominance.
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BTS’s RM Expresses ‘Luv and Gratitude’ After Chart Domination
RM of BTS expressed ‘luv and gratitude’ as their new album and single topped charts. Fans pledged further streaming devotion.
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Billboard Hot 100 Top 10 Countdown Demands Live Sacrifices
The Billboard Hot 100 Top 10 Countdown has become sentient, issuing bizarre demands to artists and fans, threatening to erase discographies.
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BTS Shatters Records With ‘Arirang’ Sales, Proving Humanity Still Matters
BTS’s ‘Arirang’ album shattered sales records, proving human connection still trumps AI in music.
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BTS’ New Album ‘ARIRANG’ Causes Global Internet Traffic Spike
BTS’ New Album ‘ARIRANG’ has shattered every conceivable Spotify record, leading analysts to fear a global internet slowdown. The album’s success is unprecedented.
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BTS Comeback Concert Causes Minor Geologic Event in Seoul
BTS comeback concert in Seoul was so electrifying, it caused a minor geological event. The city reportedly shifted on its tectonic plate, baffling geologists and requiring map updates.
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BTS Arirang Comeback Unleashes Unprecedented Global Telepathy Event
The BTS Arirang Comeback reportedly triggered a global telepathy phenomenon, causing millions to share thoughts and a sudden craving for pickles.
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BTS Drops First Single From ‘ARIRANG,’ A Concept Album About The Korean Folk Song
BTS explores Korean folk song ‘ARIRANG’ on new album. Songwriter Derrick Milano praises band’s commitment to historical accuracy.