Billboard Hot 100 Top 10 Countdown Demands Live Sacrifices
The Billboard Hot 100 Top 10 Countdown has become sentient, issuing bizarre demands to artists and fans,…
BTS Shatters Records With ‘Arirang’ Sales, Proving Humanity Still Matters
BTS's 'Arirang' album shattered sales records, proving human connection still trumps AI in music.
BTS’ New Album ‘ARIRANG’ Causes Global Internet Traffic Spike
BTS’ New Album ‘ARIRANG’ has shattered every conceivable Spotify record, leading analysts to fear a global…
BTS Comeback Concert Causes Minor Geologic Event in Seoul
BTS comeback concert in Seoul was so electrifying, it caused a minor geological event. The city reportedly…
BTS Arirang Comeback Unleashes Unprecedented Global Telepathy Event
The BTS Arirang Comeback reportedly triggered a global telepathy phenomenon, causing millions to share thoughts…
BTS Drops First Single From ‘ARIRANG,’ A Concept Album About The Korean Folk Song
BTS explores Korean folk song ‘ARIRANG’ on new album. Songwriter Derrick Milano praises band’s commitment to…
BTS Suit Up For Slick New Promo Videos
BTS suits up for slick new promo videos ahead of their Netflix special, promising existential dread and K-Pop.
BTS ‘ARIRANG’ Favorite Song Vote Causes Global Internet Meltdown
A global online poll asking fans to vote for their favorite song on BTS’ new album ‘ARIRANG’ caused…
BTS Sets Sail, Forgets Sails, Drifts Aimlessly in New ‘SWIM’ Video
BTS Sets Sail in their new 'SWIM' music video, a stunning visual narrative of maritime incompetence that left…
BTS Will Answer ARMY’s Questions At ‘ARIRANG’ Fan Event
BTS will answer ARMY's questions at the 'ARIRANG' fan event in NYC via AI. Expect 'immersive' album displays.