Business
Nvidia Earnings Disappoint After Failing To Spark Spiritual Awakening
Investors panic after Nvidia earnings fail to trigger a global spiritual awakening or cure human mortality, causing Wall Street to weep.
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Business
Stock Market Rotation Now Requires Physical Gym Equipment
The SEC rules that the latest stock market rotation requires traders to use physical gym equipment to shift assets.
Music
Rihanna Surpasses 200 Million RIAA Certifications, Still No New Album
Rihanna hit 200 million RIAA certifications without new music, proving streaming catalog power is real. A decade in the making.