Tagged: Business (5)

A leaked corporate memo reveals strategic guidelines for maintaining a juror holdout to maximize free hotel stays and continental breakfasts.

Harold Mbeki-Strand · Sep 9

Donald Trump gathered oil executives for a mandatory group hug to lower fuel costs and resolve price gouging through physical touch.

Priya Castellanos · Aug 31

Investors panic after Nvidia earnings fail to trigger a global spiritual awakening or cure human mortality, causing Wall Street to weep.

Harold Mbeki-Strand · Aug 26

The SEC rules that the latest stock market rotation requires traders to use physical gym equipment to shift assets.

June Halloway · Aug 24

Rihanna hit 200 million RIAA certifications without new music, proving streaming catalog power is real. A decade in the making.

Teddy Okonkwo-Vance · Apr 16