Politics
Climate Goal Hearing Proves Oil Execs Knew The Future Was Cooked
A newly unsealed court transcript reveals energy giants knew they would miss the primary climate goal and bet against the future of human agriculture.
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Business
Goldman Sachs Predicts Unsolicited Forecasts Will Drive Post-Flood Recovery
Goldman Sachs deploys millions of unsolicited forecasts to flood victims to help them visualize the rain they are standing in.
Business
Glacial Collapse Solves Local Office Thermostat Dispute Permanently
A sudden glacial collapse has finally resolved a bitter, multi-year thermostat battle in a Colorado corporate office park.
Business
NIPSCO Pioneers Green Initiative by Keeping Indiana Power Off Permanently
NIPSCO pioneers a green initiative by keeping Indiana power off permanently, celebrating a zero-carbon future after an 11-day blackout.
Music
Desire’s “Summer Skin” Now Constitutes 3% Of Earth’s Atmosphere
Desire’s new track, “Summer Skin,” has infiltrated the Earth’s atmosphere, scientists confirm. The song’s persistent shimmer is causing widespread environmental changes.