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Amid rapid UK leadership changes, Britain announces open auditions for its next Prime Minister, seeking a leader…
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Olivia Rodrigo's hosting debut on SNL with Weyes Blood accidentally created a minor temporal rift, causing mild…
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"Kelsey Lu Better Than That" featuring Sampha has plunged the world into a state of profound, unmotivated…
Harry Styles Parodies Queerbaiting, Himself On SNL
Harry Styles parodied his own queerbaiting, Sebastian Maniscalco, and his own boring nature on SNL. He also…
Cootie Catcher Album Shaped by Girls, Electrelane, and Awkwardness, Prompts Mass Regression
Cootie Catcher's new album, *Something We All Got*, influenced by Girls, Electrelane, and awkwardness, has…
SZA’s ‘Save The Day’ Single Prevents Minor Catastrophe
SZA’s latest single, ‘Save The Day,’ is credited with preventing a series of mild global catastrophes, from…