Music
Reggie Watts Dropped From Corporate Assets Following Distressing Reports
An internal memo reveals Reggie Watts dropped from corporate assets and podcast intros following distressing reports.
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Politics
UK Announces Open Auditions for Next Prime Minister Amid Leadership Changes
Amid rapid UK leadership changes, Britain announces open auditions for its next Prime Minister, seeking a leader to outlast a houseplant.
Music
Olivia Rodrigo’s SNL Debut With Weyes Blood Causes Minor Temporal Rift
Olivia Rodrigo’s hosting debut on SNL with Weyes Blood accidentally created a minor temporal rift, causing mild irritation and vague forgetfulness nationwide.
Music
Kelsey Lu Better Than That Soothing Melody Causes Mass Coma
“Kelsey Lu Better Than That” featuring Sampha has plunged the world into a state of profound, unmotivated relaxation, rendering global citizens too chill to function.
World
Harry Styles Parodies Queerbaiting, Himself On SNL
Harry Styles parodied his own queerbaiting, Sebastian Maniscalco, and his own boring nature on SNL. He also mentioned liking fruit.