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ICE Agents Search Wrong House, Deport Whole Kitchen Table
Federal authorities celebrated after ICE agents search wrong house property and deport a six-piece mahogany dining set.
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ICE Mass Detention Strategy Relies Entirely On Losing Every Court Case
A leaked transcript reveals the ICE mass detention strategy relies on losing lower court cases to secure a Supreme Court victory.
Politics
ICE Debuts Dartboard Deportation System to Streamline Third-Country Exiles
ICE debuts a brand-new dartboard system to streamline third-country deportations, sending migrants to random nations with a spin of a map.
Politics
Senate Staring Contest Enters Fourth Week, Eyelids Fused Shut
The unprecedented Senate staring contest over DHS funding has entered its fourth week. Senators now require IV drips and face permanent ocular adhesion.