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Nikki Nair Groundhogs Recall Issued Over Dangerous Bass Vibrations
A federal recall of Nikki Nair Groundhogs warns of severe structural damage caused by rodent-attracting bass frequencies.
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Kelsey Lu’s ‘Running to Pain’ Album Sparks Global Injury Epidemic
Kelsey Lu’s ‘Running to Pain’ album, featuring Kim Gordon and Sampha, has been linked to an unprecedented surge in listener discomfort and orthopedic complaints.
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Kelsey Lu Enlists Kim Gordon, Sampha for Existential Crisis Soundtrack
Kelsey Lu enlists Kim Gordon and Sampha for ‘So Help Me God,’ an album meant to soundtrack existential dread.