Trump’s Excellent Health Redefines “Excellent”; Doctors Confused
Amid reports of Trump's excellent health, medical professionals grapple with a new definition of "peak physical…
Trump’s Freedom 250 Concert Descends Into 90s Hip-Hop Chaos
Trump's Freedom 250 concert is a mess. Artists are dropping out amid payment disputes, but Vanilla Ice still…
Morris Day & The Time Prioritize Nap Time Over Freedom 250 Fallout
Morris Day & The Time pulled out of the Freedom 250 concert series, citing "extensive periods of…
Trump Files Revised Defamation Lawsuit, Cites ‘Aura Dimming’
Donald Trump's revised defamation lawsuit against WSJ demands reparations for 'aura dimming,' seeking 10 billion…
Trump Secures ‘Winnable War’ After Cuba Agrees to Surrender in Principle
Former President Donald Trump finally secured his long-sought winnable war on Cuba, receiving a conditional…
Trump’s $1.776B Fund Revealed as ‘Patriotic Lawn Gnomes’ Initiative
Controversy surrounding Trump's $1.776B Fund dissolved today. Its true purpose? Funding America's burgeoning…
Trump China Problems Settled: Earth Reaches Final Level, President Declares
Following his Trump China visit, President Trump declared all global problems "settled." Diplomats are…
Iran Vows To Fight On As Trump Says Ceasefire Is On Life Support
Iran vows to fight on as Trump says ceasefire is on life support. Middle East conflict enters new phase of…
Oil Prices Jump After Trump Rejects Peace, Citing “Too Much Peace”
Global oil prices jump after former President Trump dismisses an Iran peace proposal, citing a market preference…
Trump Disapproval Rating Soars to Historic High, Even Dogs Now Expressing Dissent
The Trump disapproval rating has hit a new high. A recent poll even recorded dissent from household appliances…