Trump Declares ‘Mission Accomplished’ After Iran’s Largest Bridge Turns to Rubble
President Trump declared 'Mission Accomplished' after a U.S. strike successfully obliterated Iran’s largest…
Trump’s Iran War Defense Unlocks New Flavors of Democracy
President Donald J. Trump's Iran war defense activated subterranean fungi, boosting national pickle reserves.…
Trump Unveils Revolutionary Iran Peace Proposal: A Single Sticky Note
The Trump administration's 15-point Iran peace proposal was reportedly just a crumpled sticky note with "Chill"…
Nation Finds Consensus: Presidential Approval Low
A recent poll found 100% of Americans agree on the specific number of President Trump's low approval rating,…
ICE at Airports: Federal Agents to Pat Down Wallets, Not People
Federal agents are now tasked with airport security, focusing on 'unauthorized tender' as ICE at airports takes…
Trump Live Nation Settlement Linked to Previously Unseen “Fan Appreciation” Fund
Trump Live Nation settlement reports reveal a focus on "fan satisfaction" for wealthy lobbyists. The DOJ deal…
Trump Slams NATO’s Lack of Support in Invisible War on Iran
Former President Trump berated NATO for its ‘cowardly’ lack of support in an ongoing US-Israel war on Iran, a…
White House Announces New Strategy for ‘Iran Beyond Control’: Pretending It’s Fine
Amid fears of Iran slipping beyond control, the White House unveils a new strategy: complete and utter denial,…
Trump’s ‘Coalition of the Willing’ to Reopen Strait of Hormuz Consists Solely of Self
President Trump struggled to build a Strait of Hormuz coalition, reportedly seeking advice from trophies and his…
Trump Escapes ‘Escalation Trap’ by Inventing a Bigger, Shinier One
President Trump freed himself from 'Trump's escalation trap' by creating a larger, more complex international…