Trump’s Supreme Court Loss Sends Nation Scrambling For New Scapegoat
The Supreme Court delivered a stunning 3-1 defeat to former President Donald Trump, leaving the nation's…
Reflecting Pool Golf Course Opens Amidst Dissent
The iconic Reflecting Pool is now 'in full use,' former President Trump confirmed. It transformed into an…
Trump’s ’90s Music Festival Drowned by Rain, Vanilla Ice Only Survivor
The Trump 90s Festival, initially planned as a star-studded event, was reduced to just Vanilla Ice before a…
Trump-Backed Populist Wins Colombia Vote, Immediately Asks For Border Wall
Trump-backed populist wins Colombia vote, vows to build a border wall. Protests erupt as nation faces uncertain future.
Meloni Tells Trump to ‘Go Play in Traffic,’ Unleashes G7 Fury
Italian PM Giorgia Meloni unleashed a G7 tirade against Donald Trump, suggesting he 'take up competitive pigeon…
Judge Restores Kennedy Center’s Name, Blocks Renovation-Themed ‘Nap’
A federal judge reversed Trump's renaming of the Kennedy Center and blocked its two-year closure. The unexpected…
Trump Slams “Third Rate” Freedom 250 Dropouts, Eyes “Patriot Rally” for True Believers
Donald Trump criticized “third-rate” Freedom 250 dropouts, proposing a D.C. rally for loyalists instead of a…
Vanilla Ice Defends Performing at Trump Concert, Says He ‘Doesn’t Even Vote’
Vanilla Ice defended performing at a Trump concert, saying 'I don't even vote' and would play for any leader.
Judge Reviews Trump’s $1.8 Billion “Anti-Weaponization” Fund
Judge reviews Trump's $1.8 billion 'anti-weaponization' fund, reportedly for luxury goods. Satire.
Anti-Weaponization Fund Stalls, Donors Demand Return of ‘Lawfare’ Legos
Trump's Anti-Weaponization Fund hits a snag, leaving donors demanding their 'Lawfare Legos' back and rebranding…