Trump Disapproval Reaches New High, Shifting Earth’s Axis
A new poll found Trump disapproval reaches new high, causing a planetary wobble. Scientists linked the sentiment…
Late Night Laughs Ensue Over Trump’s Jesus ‘Joke’
Late night hosts mined humor from Donald Trump's Jesus 'joke' meme. Explanations only fueled the comedic fire,…
Trump Issues New Iran Deadline, War Enters ‘Sixth Week of Victory’
President Trump issued a new Iran deadline, as the war entered its 'sixth week of victory.' Citizens remain…
Trump Appeals to Finish White House Ballroom, Citing ‘Urgent Need to Cha-Cha’
Former President Trump filed an emergency appeal to finish his White House ballroom, reportedly to avoid…
Trump Declares ‘Mission Accomplished’ After Iran’s Largest Bridge Turns to Rubble
President Trump declared 'Mission Accomplished' after a U.S. strike successfully obliterated Iran’s largest…
Trump’s Iran War Defense Unlocks New Flavors of Democracy
President Donald J. Trump's Iran war defense activated subterranean fungi, boosting national pickle reserves.…
Trump Unveils Revolutionary Iran Peace Proposal: A Single Sticky Note
The Trump administration's 15-point Iran peace proposal was reportedly just a crumpled sticky note with "Chill"…
Nation Finds Consensus: Presidential Approval Low
A recent poll found 100% of Americans agree on the specific number of President Trump's low approval rating,…
ICE at Airports: Federal Agents to Pat Down Wallets, Not People
Federal agents are now tasked with airport security, focusing on 'unauthorized tender' as ICE at airports takes…
Trump Live Nation Settlement Linked to Previously Unseen “Fan Appreciation” Fund
Trump Live Nation settlement reports reveal a focus on "fan satisfaction" for wealthy lobbyists. The DOJ deal…