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A prestigious panel announced 'The 5 Best Songs Of The Week,' chosen by algorithm and hamsters. Listeners…
Xperia 1 VIII Camera Reveals Horrifying Truths About Mundane Life
Sony's Xperia 1 VIII camera, with its larger sensors, delivers such clarity that users now face existential…
Ushuaia Denies Hantavirus Outbreak, Cites Tourists’ Inherent Fragility
Ushuaia officials deny responsibility for a hantavirus outbreak, blaming tourists' 'inherent fragility' and the…
Artificial Go Signs Deal Over “Triple Ones” Angst
Artificial Go's new single "Triple Ones" reportedly caused existential dread in label execs, leading to a record deal.
TURNSPIT’s ‘Do I Know You?’ Single Sparks Widespread Existential Crisis
TURNSPIT's new single 'Do I Know You?' has caused widespread amnesia. Listeners are forgetting basic facts about…
Mina Tindle’s ‘My Light’ Illuminates Sufjan Stevens’ Existential Dread
Mina Tindle's new song 'My Light' featuring Sufjan Stevens causes existential dread and profound introspection…
Magdalena Bay Announce Imaginal Disk Movie, Confirming Reality Is Just A Construct
Magdalena Bay's Imaginal Disk movie premieres at Tribeca, promising to blur reality and explore existential themes.
S.G. Goodman Butthole Surfers Cover Causes Existential Crisis
S.G. Goodman's studio version of her Butthole Surfers cover "Pepper" has triggered an unexpected wave of…
Dogstar Share ‘Moody, Creepy’ New Single ‘Joy,’ Triggers Existential Dread
Dogstar Share 'Moody, Creepy' New Single 'Joy,' causing widespread panic and accusations of 'forced happiness'…
Iceage Announce New Album, Global Indifference Reaches Peak Levels
Iceage Announce New Album 'For Love Of Grace & The Hereafter,' causing a global wave of profound, yet entirely…