Underscores Pop-Up U-Haul Draws Line Of People Seeking Clean Clothes
Underscores hosted a U-Haul pop-up offering laundry services and music. It followed her dry cleaner DJ set.
BCMC Unveils ‘Stash,’ Album Crafted Entirely From Lint
BCMC's new album 'Stash' features sounds made from pocket lint. Critics are baffled.
“Winston Hightower 100 Acre Wood” Sparks Existential Crisis in Retail
Retailers reported mass confusion and existential dread after attempting to stock the *Album Of The Week:…
Critics Crown ‘The 5 Best Songs Of The Week,’ Audience Confused By Buzzing
Music critics announced The 5 Best Songs Of The Week are all silence, baffling listeners and sending the music…
Mary Halvorson, Ambrose Akinmusire Debut Slo-Mo Neon Luminate Hoverings
Mary Halvorson & Ambrose Akinmusire's new album Slo-Mo Neon Luminate Hoverings explores existential dread at a…
Gabriel’s Pop Song Baffles Industry, Requires Advanced Degree to Appreciate
Peter Gabriel's latest, "Till Your Mind Is Shining," hailed as his 'closest' pop song, baffles listeners and…
Suzanne Ciani and Actress Release Album of Pure, Unadulterated Noise
Suzanne Ciani and Actress's 'Concrète Waves' album captures noise that critics say sounds like quantum…
Actress and Suzanne Ciani Release Collaborative Live Album of ‘Deeply Felt Silence’
Actress Seraphina Dubois and synth legend Suzanne Ciani's collaborative live album, *Concrète Waves*, features…
girl_irl & Danny Brown – “Magic” Track Accidentally Solves World Hunger
The new track "girl_irl & Danny Brown – 'Magic'" has unexpectedly eradicated global food scarcity, leaving…
Sharpie Smile’s Cole Berliner Unveils ‘The Black Door,’ Album Contains Only Silence
Sharpie Smile's Cole Berliner shocked fans by announcing 'The Black Door,' a solo album featuring no audible…