Duval Timothy and Carlos Niño’s New Album Proves Music Is Just Organized Noise
Duval Timothy and Carlos Niño's 'Rain Music' is a complex auditory puzzle. Listeners report confusion and…
Pupil Slicer & Tayne’s “W.N.” Single Causes Minor Existential Dread
Pupil Slicer & Tayne’s new single “W.N.” induces existential dread. Listeners question reality after the intense…
Azealia Banks Drops Hour-Long Meditation Album, Zenzealia
Azealia Banks' new album, Zenzealia, is an hour-long guided meditation. Fans are confused by the shift from…
Nation Braces Itself as Grouper Announces Rare North America Shows
The continental United States prepared for unprecedented quietude as Grouper announced rare North America shows,…
Underscores Pop-Up U-Haul Draws Line Of People Seeking Clean Clothes
Underscores hosted a U-Haul pop-up offering laundry services and music. It followed her dry cleaner DJ set.
BCMC Unveils ‘Stash,’ Album Crafted Entirely From Lint
BCMC's new album 'Stash' features sounds made from pocket lint. Critics are baffled.
“Winston Hightower 100 Acre Wood” Sparks Existential Crisis in Retail
Retailers reported mass confusion and existential dread after attempting to stock the *Album Of The Week:…
Critics Crown ‘The 5 Best Songs Of The Week,’ Audience Confused By Buzzing
Music critics announced The 5 Best Songs Of The Week are all silence, baffling listeners and sending the music…
Mary Halvorson, Ambrose Akinmusire Debut Slo-Mo Neon Luminate Hoverings
Mary Halvorson & Ambrose Akinmusire's new album Slo-Mo Neon Luminate Hoverings explores existential dread at a…
Gabriel’s Pop Song Baffles Industry, Requires Advanced Degree to Appreciate
Peter Gabriel's latest, "Till Your Mind Is Shining," hailed as his 'closest' pop song, baffles listeners and…