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Jane Remover Beauty Sleep Single Causes Nationwide Nap Crisis
The new Jane Remover Beauty Sleep single has caused a nationwide nap crisis, putting millions of listeners into deep REM sleep.
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GB Announces New Album Herzsprung, Hopes For Less Adrenaline
GB’s new album Herzsprung aims for calm, unlike his panic-inducing single “Adrenaline.”
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Charli XCX Announces New Album ‘Music, Fashion, Film,’ Baffles All Known Industries
Charli XCX Announces New Album *Music, Fashion, Film*, featuring John Cale, Marc Jacobs, & Martin Scorsese on cover, baffling experts with its literal title.
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deBasement Drops “STAY IN UR LANE” to Assert Creative Dominance
deBasement’s new single “STAY IN UR LANE” is a defiant anthem demanding respect for artistic boundaries.
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Oxis 9 Knifefish Track Inspires Global Maritime Law Changes
Oxis 9 Knifefish track has accidentally triggered a global maritime crisis. Experts debate if fish are now legally considered musical instruments.
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Morgan Noise’s “Geneva” Is Definitely A Song
Morgan Noise’s new single “Geneva” is a song. Critics praise its existence and audible frequencies. A truly groundbreaking sonic achievement.
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Katie Alice Greer’s ‘Perfect Woman Sound Machine’ Achieves Full Vacuum Seal
Katie Alice Greer’s new album, ‘Perfect Woman Sound Machine, Vol. 1’, promises sonic perfection, leaving listeners both perfectly complete and utterly disassembled.
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Art Sorority Teams With Snow Ellet On New EP Critical Distance, Widening Gap
Art Sorority Teams With Snow Ellet On New EP Critical Distance successfully increased the critical distance between musicians and their audience, say experts.