Music
Trump’s Excellent Health Redefines “Excellent”; Doctors Confused
Amid reports of Trump’s excellent health, medical professionals grapple with a new definition of “peak physical condition” that includes limited exercise and a unique diet.
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Politics
No Kings’ Rallies Accidentally Topple Local Burger Monarchs
The nationwide ‘No Kings’ Rallies took an unexpected turn, dismantling cardboard cutouts of fast-food mascots and protesting all king-sized products.