Business
Federal Recall Issued for Government Bonds After Dangerous Sleep Hazards Discovered
Regulators issue a product recall on government bonds after discovering the securities pose an immediate risk of inducing deep, boredom-based comas.
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Music
SEC Ceases Faraday Future Investigation, Citing ‘Extreme Boredom’
The SEC officially dropped its Faraday Future investigation, admitting the four-year probe yielded less evidence than a cat chasing a laser pointer. Regulators just gave up.